My Dearest Bottle of Caprock Blush, (or whatever other wine product is in my possession)
The exploding POP and gentle fizzing noises you make are the soundtrack of my soul. I often shudder as I caress your smooth curves and spill your contents into my over-sized glass. Each night as I tuck my Darlings’ into dreamland I am filled with anticipation, for I know that soon you and I will be together. Alone. I fully trust that what you hold inside of you will bring me delight* with each and every rendezvous.
Our relationship is deep, and it is real. What we have is a beautiful co-dependency. The love of a lifetime.
I vow to you here and now (Does anyone else hear Luther Vandross in the background?) that my adoration for you will remain unchanged through the course of my existence.
I Remain Your Beloved Always,
*and the slightest of buzzes